Don’t worry guys, I got a date for Valentine’s Day.
Me and Jack Daniels are gonna be doing some Brokeback Mountain shit.
“I wish I could quit you.”
(Source: slimtrendy)
it’s so bright…
*le turn up screen brightness*
Me: SWEET JESUS. IT HAS THE HEAT OF A THOUSAND BURNING SUNS.
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